Sunday, July 15, 2007

Corn Maze Ideas

Yeah, so I got that whole brain freeze thing going on myself, and didn't come up with much more than a few general ideas, but here they are.

Corn stalk shoved through someones eye.

One of them falls into a pit filled with bones and bodies, some fresher including the body of one of their group with strange symbols carved into the flesh, so maybe it's some kind of cult killing.

The known body with the symbols carved in, well every good story in a corn field has to have two characters go off and have sex, so that body could have been that of the guy, stabbed in the back while doing it with his girl, she got angry and made a joke about his "staying power", until realizing that he had a dagger in his back and ran away promptly, without checking to see if he was dead or just almost dead.

Good old creepy looking scarecrow that every maze has to have, well this one has a good one, that's really creepy, with a really sick looking scythe. So of course one of the bodies is found nearly cut in half by the scythe, maybe with the scythe still sticking out of the body.

The ones left regroup by where the scarecrow used to be, but it isn't there. The scarecrow jumps out of the corn field at the group all menacingly, after finding the one killed by the scythe this is obviously some evil demented scarecrow guy trying to kill them all, so they attack it with whatever they can find rocks and such, and they beat the scarecrow to a bloody pulp. They figure they'll pull the mask off to see who it is that's been hunting them, and find it was one of their group. They try and figure out why that person would try to kill them all, while doing that a tractor starts up and starts to chase them, they pretty much figure out then that the person they killed wasn't aware of the murders and had just dressed up in the scarecrow costume to try and scare them, and they beat him to death for it.

I was thinking, forget the tractor just chasing them, one of the of course trips and falls down, and then they get run over by the tractor. It was probably a girl wearing high heels, to a corn maze, for no reason. So when the rest of them realize it was her that was run over, they're not that shocked, since she wore high heels to a friggen corn maze, and they generally agree she prolly deserved it, since she was most likely a whore. Hey every good horror movie has to have a whore that you just wanna see die, and she'd obviously be that one. :P

So I kind of figure that none of them make it out, kind of like it when it's a bit different and there's no hero that saves the day, and nobody makes it out.

4 comments:

Debra Christiansen Jacobson said...

I love the corn stalks through the eyes idea! I actually said, "Ewww" out loud! I also love the idea of the friend dressed as a scarecrow getting killed. Good job!

T. Fisher said...

Totally serves the scarecrow guy right. I mean, what was he thinking?! Granted, he probably didn't deserve it as much as the girl in the high heels, but still...

Hillary said...

You have really got the horror/humor connection. And I'm pretty sure the Ho in Heels is a requisite character in all horror movies.
I thought of a scarecrow as well, so that's probably one worth hanging on to and twisting around. I really like your twist of the group beating up their friend. Freaky cool!

Heidi A Wilde said...

LOL!!!!! Darn whores in heels, they all needs to die. I'm at work and I laughed out loud quite a few times reading yours. The friends beating the other to death is a superb idea. I love tragic twists like that. lol